Thursday, January 24, 2008

Conjugal Harmony

Via Andrew Sullivan I see there is a website where you can pick an inmate spouse. The benefits:

If you're anything like us, you're controlling. With Conjugal Harmony, we take out the guess work. You don't have to hire a private detective to know where your spouse is, who they're hanging out with, or ever wonder if you're being cheated on. By marrying a convict inside the prison system you can rest easy knowing that the state is looking out for you, and that you will be free of the nagging, shopping trips and extra-marital oversight so stifling to your relationship.

1 comment:

ProgressiveChurchlady said...

With a spouse in prision you have the additional worry of wondering whether your spouse is getting raped--involuntary infidelity!