Too Busy to Pray?

Information Age Prayer can help:

Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.

We use state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying. Each prayer is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen.

For $3.95 a month they have you covered. Unless you aren't Protestant, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, or Unaffiliated. If you click on the "Other Religions" tab you get:

We apologize but other religions are not yet supported.

It occurs to me that this might be how God is able to keep track of the billions of prayers coming his/her way.